Hey, have you seen the Gullible Christian Web Site? Oh, wait, that's not its real name. It is called You've Been Left Behind. I wonder how many customers these jackasses have? They sell the gullible, err, I mean christians, a service that will auto-email their unsaved relatives after the Rapture! And for only $40, what a bargain!
Hey, tell ya what. Send me $20 and I'll make sure the e-mails get out after you are raptured. I mean, I'm sure I'll be here, and those holy fuckers running You've Been Left Behind will probably be raptured, too, right? So what if their servers fail? You, up there with your god, and no one to tend to your e-mail! How horrible... give your money to an atheist who is sure to be here to handle your important post-rapture messages... that's the only way it'll work!
Monday, July 7, 2008
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here's one for ya, csm.
2 get god's attention, they say.
What it isn't enough for millions and millions of Christians praying to get his/her attention? The insensitive cad!
Maybe they'll all be arrested for noise pollution?
i guess omniscience is too big a word for some of 'em. some kind of dumb.
hot coffee burns when it goes up your nose.
i'm just sayin'.
Uh... OK... um, I'm not sure exactly what to think after watching that.
happy thoughts, csm, think happy thoughts.
maybe this will help cleanse your mental palate.
or not.
I don't know how you do it corey(first off where you find the time and energy to find this stuff), but please keep it coming.
If only it took fizzy drinks to get to heaven, er hell, er heaven, er hell huh?
I'll stick with Guinness.
And those nuts, man I like nuts, but now I will have to look at the can a little more closely.
it's simple bawdy: i have no "real" life. well, no social life, anyways.
i went to see a concert last night. the bands were just so-so (candlebox, with hurt opening up for them), but i'm a big fan of people-watching, so that didn't matter too much. i really like watching groups of happy people. i don't always understand them, but it's fun to observe.
two fun observations:
one guy was busy "chatting up" an attractive young lady, and in a very nonchalant manner, turned to his side and puked, and then turned directly back to the young lady, all suave, acting like nothing had happened. he didn't even try to lead her to a new location or anything. real smooth there, guy!
later, in the lines at the stinky port-a-johns pit, one guy waited in line, stumbled up to the port-a-potty and took a leak. he never actually went inside the toilet, however. he just stood there, swaying, and peeing on the door. nice.
comedians are great, and youtube videos are quite fun, but nothing beats the antics of real, live people. :)
speaking of gullible christians:
here's one for y'all.
guns 4 god
I think the saddest part of it all is that the church spent $800 on a gun. That is money that its followers contributed to it. I wonder how many of them would like to have their money back? Sadly, not enuff of them, I guess...
The problem is using a semi-automatic weapon as an enticement to believe in Jesus. I haven't a problem with gun ownership and the teaching of respect for firearms for the young, but to get youngsters into the fold by dangling an assault rifle just sounds wrong. It would be the same if they were offering a year's subscription to Playboy. It seems to me if we are talking about a lifetime philosophy in the balance; it is demeaning to that philosophy if you have to buy your believers off with contest awards having nothing to do with said philosophy.
amen, bawdy. ;)
remember freshwater, the science teacher accused of branding a cross into his students arm as an "experiment"?
he has a website now, and he's still convinced this is all about having a bible on his desk.
yikes.
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