The Latest in Hard Hitting News From Fox

Yes, folks, this is the kind of journalistic prowess that earns Fox News the title of "fair and balanced."

It should surprise none of us, really, that all 193% of Republicans support Palin, Huckabee, and Romney.

Nor should it surprise us that dividing a pie equally results in the same sized pieces for 70%, 63%, and 60%.

All 193% of Republicans should be proud of this... as should Rupert Murdoch.

Those Boneheads at Fox News

On Fox News, Chris Wallace just speculated that President Obama might still legally be regular ol' Barack Obama, because his botched oath doesn't count.

Wallace was referring to the one slip in today's otherwise flawless ceremonies, which came at the most important moment: Chief Justice John Roberts said and President Obama repeated back to him: "I, Barack Hussein Obama, do solemnly swear that I will execute the office of President of the United States faithfully." The oath's actual line (which is in the Constitution) goes, "I [Barack Hussein Obama] do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States."