Deuteronomy 28:53
And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee
I guess when you get tired of eating your own shit and drinking your own piss (see Biblical Wisdom, Part 5) you can start chowing down on your children. Praise god!
Sunday, February 3, 2008
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Now there is a headline for the old church bulletin board this Sunday: Bible Promotes Cannibalism!
Maybe it is like that old Twilight Zone episode. The bible! It's a cookbook!
And it gives a whole new meaning to the "family dinner" that christers are always promoting.
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